1. The stethoscope
2. They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work
3. They can give you a free medical consultation
4.You save yourself the embarrassment of going to a doctor with a water infection!!
5. They are smart!!
6. They know their anatomy well (know what works and where)
7. They are heavy weight party people in the weekend
8. Let's play doctor!!
9. They are well trained to listen.
10. They know how you feel, or at least pretend to!!
11. They always have a strange new story to tell.
12 .They offer you a tissue when you feel like crying (it is a reflex).
13.They can stay up all night if you want them to.
14. They can guide you in the gym.
15. Money!!! (Although they work long hours for it)
16. Free medical samples!!
17. They are unshockable!!!
18. They know what you want to hear and say it!!
19. They always try to dress nice!!
20. They are trained in breaking bad news in a nice way.
21. They agree to whatever you say coz they cannot be bothered to argue.
22. They are faithful! (not easy to find someone so they might as well hold on to what they have).
23. They have a short attention span! (you can get away with almost anything).
24. They double as DIY experts!!
25. They can control their facial expression! so they will always be pleasant infront of the in-laws!!
26. They have access to gloves!! and have expertise in washing any stain out!!
27. They come in handy when you need a mobile task organiser..
28. They are trained to follow instructions with flawless accuracy!!
29. they usually can't express emotions so u end up with presents instead!
30. they are open to expirementation as long as you can provide evidence to support the new technique!!
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